What is the process to meet?

The most efficient way is to fill out the form on my patronage page here on the website. This gives you a step by step form to introduce yourself to me and also give me the information my assistant Lisa and I will need to verify you. Once verified we are able to get cozier with each other, confirming dates and also get more virtually acquainted. No problem if you distrust random website forms (though it is secure), you can also email me all of the same requested information to missalicequin@protonmail.ch. Don’t forget that last section! It’s my favorite and I often check that first thing.

Where are you based? do you travel?

I am based in the greatest city on Earth, New York City (can you tell I'm a native New Yorker??). I regularly am in Philly, LA, London and Paris. I'm also more than happy to travel anywhere else - or at a specific time - specially to meet you.  I will occasionally tour to cities other than listed above, and you can definitely put in your requests! I'm excited to tour and YOUR interest will help me decide where to go, so do speak up and let me know. :)

How Do I know you'll like me?

I LOVE meeting new people. It's a true joy of my life! So long as you are courteous, treat me and others with respect, and practice good hygiene, we won't have any problems. I will admit that if you smell of cigarette smoke I'll be less inclined to like you. Smoke smell sucks.

Are you available for women?

A wholehearted YES! I wish it didn't even have to be listed as a question. 

What is verification/screening and how is it done?

The verification or screening process is the bit that people have all this stress about. It's really easy though and for BOTH of our benefits. Basically it's so that I can vet you out to a degree that I can feel super comfy meeting you. Please email me your full name, contact number (I will NOT call or text unless we expressly make plans for it), residence city/state, age, and basic physical description as well as the names and emails of three established ladies that you've seen within the last year. If you haven't seen that many ladies yet, or if it has been a while, we can screen you via your employment. It's an easy, discreet process. Please understand that I will NOT meet unless you have been screened.  I do have a wonderful and trusted assistant, Lisa, who does this and gatekeeps for me. Be nice and respectful and give her everything she asked for- it’s the ticket to getting to me in Wonderland.